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Hi I'm Denise and giraffes are fav

ssjgssjgoku:

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

supervillainesses:

minasume:

supervillainesses:

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT

weloveshortvideos:

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

2 years ago528,631 plays

weloveshortvideos:

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

2 years ago528,631 plays

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

kylofinndameron:

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

aminoasinine:

brainwolves:

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)